i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
me when I go grocery shopping
The worst part about being friends after a breakup is that you don’t know how to act. Because kissing and cuddling and hand holding and silly pictures and spilling your heart to them is all you know how to do.
@myself what the fuck are you doing